damnyouautocorrect

Life can have a tendency to kick you in the gut, or in the head a la Holly Holm on Ronda Rousey, and really have you down in the dumps. When that happens, some people turn to a big tub of Ben & Jerry’s (note, some people, not some women!), some turn to the bottle, and those who are of a religious inclination turn to prayer. Personally, whenever life gets me in a chokehold, I seek comfort in none of the above. Given all the fight related analogies used already, you can be forgiven for thinking I’m an MMA or wrestling junkie. I’m neither…my not so guilty pleasure in life is comedy. And when I do get that gut check (sorry, I don’t know where these are coming from) from life and need a little pick me up, I have a little browse on the World Wide Web for some funnies from some of my favourite comedy websites. I took the time out to list a few of my favourite “pick-me-up” sites here, and here they are in order of my preference, but to be honest, they are probably all equally hilarious!

I’m not sure I would want to be alone with female with fake taxi. Take a look at this trailer video. She’s pretty much doing anything she wants!

If you think huge dick break and nothing happens then take a look at these videos!

I admit – love for cock teen are like adventures you wanted to take part in but never been brave enough!

We have some awesome footage for you of step sibling caught. They thought nobody will ever find out, yet we did!

Quality production of point of view porn… Get yourself povd access!

Take a look and see how real hardcore is done – hard prettydirty!

  1. Damn You Autocorrect!

Easily the funniest site online! Featuring user submitted content, i.e. screenshots of text conversationswith epic autocorrect fails that are laugh-out-loud funny. There is something just innately hilarious about technology taking something innocent and just making it downright ridiculous, filthy and/or cringe worthy. One altered word can change that sweet, well-intended message from your mum into a vomit-inducing malapropos. DYAC is part of the Pophangover Network and (along with some of its related websites, including Parents Shouldn’t Text and Wrong Number Texts) is run by Jillian Madison, obviously a very smart and funny person. DYAC is guaranteed to have you splitting your sides laughing and comes highly recommended if you need a good laugh.

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

engrish.com

  1. Engrish

Engrish, according to the admin of the website, is “simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design”. However, the posts on the site, some of which are user-submitted, are from all around the world, albeit with the majority being from Asia and the Orient specifically. The website is not maliciously ridiculing people who do not speak English well, nor is it being racist in any way. It merely highlights, humorously, the epic fails that come from some poor folks’ attempts at communicating with English speaking tourists/customers when they themselves are not well versed in the language. The hilarity is in the mistakes that occur when something gets lost in translation and ends up being nonsensical, rude or just plain… hilarious!

http://www.engrish.com/

lamebook.com

  1. Lamebook

Lamebook is a hilarious parody website that is not endorsed by or officially affiliated with Facebook. It is a blog that posts user-submitted content ranging from ridiculous status updates, mums sharing too much on their kids’ posts, calling them out publicly and just generally embarrassing them, to cringe-inducing conversations between friends, lovers, etc. The purpose of the blog, as stated by the webmaster, is to post all things lame but hilarious found on Facebook, hence the name Lamebook.

http://www.lamebook.com/

collegehumor.com

  1. CollegeHumor

CollegeHumor is one of the biggest and most popular comedy websites on the internet. But despite the fact that it is a mainstream website with 15 million unique monthly users and over 100 million monthly page views, it is still one of the funniest websites on the World Wide Web. It features content uploaded daily, including jokes, articles, pictures and videos that is either provided by the staff or user-submitted and approved by the staff. As a matter of fact, the user-submitted articles, when approved, earn the writers between $25 and a hundred $100 per article. So if you have a funny story, you could share and potentially earn a little pocket money!

http://www.collegehumor.com/

Life can have a tendency to kick you in the gut, or in the head a la Holly Holm on Ronda Rousey, and really have you down in the dumps. When that happens, some people turn to a big...
Blood-pressure

Laughter is known to be able to raise your overall well-being, and doctors have found that statistically, people with positive mental attitudes and bright outlooks on life tend to fare better against attacks by disease compared to people who have a glass half-empty outlook on life. Laughter is contagious and infectious, and is possibly the only contagious thing you may want to get infected by! Over the last few decades, a lot of serious research has gone into the effects of laughter on one’s physical and emotional health. Researchers, including medical experts, all tend to agree that it has very positive, evidence based effects. Some of those effects are here for you to look at:

Natural Painkiller

Natural Painkiller

Laughter has conclusively been proven to trigger the release of endorphins, which are the body’s natural painkillers, in some individuals. By indulging in a huge, hearty belly laugh, and releasing a high dose of endorphins, you could help to ease chronic pain, at the same time, making yourself feel great all round.

Mild Anti-Depressant

Mild Anti-Depressant

Laughter is widely assumed to play a role in increasing the body’s production of serotonin, which is involved in a wide range of functions such as alertness, appetite, hormonal balance and mood. In mental health, it is regarded somewhat as the body’s natural in-built anti-depressant. Low levels of serotonin may cause anxiety, anger and general moodiness, high levels keep you calm and in a much brighter mood.

Lower Blood Pressure

Laughing can help to lower blood pressure, and the benefits of that are plenty, including reducing the risk of cardiac arrest and stroke. It can also help to keep diabetes under control as it lowers blood sugar levels. The postulation is that the body’s natural glucose level monitor, the neuro-endocrine system, may be affected.

Reduction of Stress

Reduction of Stress

A little bit of stress can actually be good for you as it evolutionarily exists to stimulate the mind into action and motivate you to focus on your particular problem. However, a lot of stress, or even a little stress over a prolonged period of time, can prove to be very detrimental, not just to your mental wellbeing, but also your physical. By adding some laughter into your life, you reduce the stress hormones the body produces, in turn reducing the actual stress you feel mentally and/or physically. The reduction of the level of stress hormones in the body also has other positive effects such as the potential to boost your immune system.

So with all these positive benefits of simply engaging in one of nature’s simple pleasures, why would you not want to take advantage? And if for any reason you feel a bit sceptical, why not try it out now on these two silly jokes we have taken from the Comedy Central website.

 

  1. Jokes are of a slightly adult nature.

 

THE ANSWER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, “I guess we answered that question!”

 

BLIND, BLOND & BALLSY

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next to him and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?” The man said to the blind man, “Look buddy, I’m blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he’s blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?” The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, “Nah, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.”

Jokes taken from the Comedy Central website http://jokes.cc.com/

Laughter is known to be able to raise your overall well-being, and doctors have found that statistically, people with positive mental attitudes and bright outlooks on life tend to fare better against attacks by disease compared to people who...
addictinggames

The internet has revolutionized life in the twenty-first century. From online shopping to online banking, booking and paying for airline flights and checking in online, to the behemoth that is social media giving us the ability to keep in touch with friends and family halfway across the globe, and the ability to meet and make new friends from distant countries that we have never even visited or heard of before.

Life is significantly different in this age than it was even as little as twenty-five years ago, and that is primarily down to computer technology and specifically, the internet. But among these wonderful advancements in modern life that the internet has provided us, there is another massive role the internet plays in modern twenty-first century life,a role it plays to great effect.And that is the role it plays in how we consume entertainment nowadays.

There is a huge abundance of entertaining content on the internet covering a wide range of genres, here we will take a look at some of the most entertaining and fun stuff to be found online. Websites that are fun, funny or both fun and funny at the same time!

 

Addicting Games

Addicting Games is a haven for anyone who enjoys casual online gaming with close to fifty new titles launched every month. It is the largest online casual gaming website in the western world, boasting over 10 million unique users per month. With literally thousands of games, this website could keep anyone entertained for hours. The games are categorised and range from strategy, sports, and puzzles, to shooting, action and our personal favourite, funny games. There are some really good games that are both challenging and funny, and this site, especially the sub-category ‘Funny Games’, gets two big thumbs up from us for being fun AND funny! The link below will take you straight to the Funny Games index.

http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/index.jsp

drawastickman.com

Draw a Stickman

Draw a Stickman is an interactive website that allows users to draw a stickman and guide him through a short mini-adventure. Launched in 2010, the site has attracted millions of visitors and has won several awards. It was created by Phil Williams of Hitcents, a technology based creative agency in the US, and although it is sometimes referred to as a game, it is more of an interactive story with the user controlling the user-created ‘protagonist’. This website is super charming for its simplicity, which appeals to a very wide age range and demographic, and most of all it is very engaging and so much fun. Although you may not end up rolling on the floor laughing, there are some chuckles to be had and we defy anyone to not at least smile while ‘playing’ this ‘game’.

http://www.drawastickman.com/

 textastrophe

Textastrophe

Is quite possibly the funniest website on the internet. It is the new-age telephone prank but way funnier. It apparently all began when Matt Andrews, a self-proclaimed “reformed loser and full-time hooligan” was bored during a shift at work.  He decided to check Craigslist and saw an ad asking interested parties to text a personal mobile phone number for more information. Thus his prank texting scheme came to existence. Andrews takes publicly posted mobile phone numbers and starts conversations with his unwitting victims on the other side. The numbers are taken from public places like the aforementioned Craigslist and other places where people add their numbers for the purposes of seeking business or seeking housemates/flatmates, looking for equipment or furniture, etc. The ensuing hilarity is then screenshot or reproduced and posted on his website. It apparently all began on tumblr and a book has also now been published.

http://textastrophe.com/

The internet has revolutionized life in the twenty-first century. From online shopping to online banking, booking and paying for airline flights and checking in online, to the behemoth that is social media giving us the ability to keep in...